After my mom gave me a haircut I took a shower in the outside shower and asked my mom to bring me a towel. Well she put it on top of my phone and when I was done I reached out for my towel and pulled my phone into the toilet. I haven’t turned in on yet. Its been sitting in the sun in a bag of rice

I’m so fucking mad
!!!!!!!!!!!

stop unfollowing me

beggin:

Bodhi’s Birthday Brunch 

Menswear Dog celebrates his 5th birthday with a smile and a slick suit

why the stuff inside inhalers so tatsy?

bepeu:

reblog if youre just kidding

cosbyykidd:

sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

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SIKE

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fukkkres:

blogger Ryan Nosdrinker gives a lesson on how to blog

an open post to all mango’s

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

thank u for existing i wanna fuck all of u so bad. you are sexy

420dongsquad:

where can i buy this

The only time I dislike wearing glasses is at work when they fall of my fucking face at the worst times

i honestly dont enjoy wearing contacts too much anymore but my eye doctor has new silica hydrogel contacts and they’re baller